Ivy. 20. sarcastically witty and a total orchestra dork

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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miketooch:

samandriel:

amandakaskey:

beingapotterheadisawesome:

I don’t know if I should cry or cry

maybe cry

have you tried crying

Little Harry’s face is like “I don’t know if this is going to be as fun and whimsical as it seems…”
And then grown-up Harry’s just like “I fucking knew it.”
gingerbrownies:

Close enough.
koyotespider:

disgustinganimalspokemon